I have a very important interview tomorrow.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 04/05/2016 at 00:38 • Filed to: Personalopnik

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If it goes well, I’m buying all kinds of crap for myself. And lots of beer. Then, the next day, I will drive my Celica in circles for 45 minutes. And I’m springing for overpriced vanity plates and no one can stop me.

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 00:40

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Best of luck dude!

Also, obligatory “Talks about Celica, doesn’t post image of Celica” complaint.

Agrajag > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 00:42

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Good luck!

Bytemite > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 00:43

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Vanity plate : DRCELICA

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 04/05/2016 at 00:44

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I’m trying to scale it back a little... I’m sure it’s a little obnoxious. Besides, oppo will have to hear about the Celica for a very, very long time.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bytemite 04/05/2016 at 00:46

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YNTCLCA

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 00:49

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I heard you might have gotten a Celica. Care to tell us a bit more? ;)

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 00:49

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DR ZOID

DOCZOID

YNTZOID

HNDABRO (No, that one’s mine)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 04/05/2016 at 00:51

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The sunroof still works!

Berang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 00:59

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what’s a celica

46and2aheadofme > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 01:01

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Good luck, man.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Berang 04/05/2016 at 01:02

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THE BEST

46and2aheadofme > 46and2aheadofme 04/05/2016 at 01:09

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Go to sleep, it’s 10pm and you have a big interview tomorrow. OK, forget that last part so you can sleep.

f86sabre > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 01:09

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STAR

situation/task - that you were involved in

Action - the actions you took

Result - and the result that you achieved

Remember it. It will serve you well. Also, don't be afraid to smile.

MLGCarGuy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 01:12

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Pshhh. No need for an interview. Roll up in the Celica and you’ll get chosen instantly.

Sorry for bad wording b/c I don’t know if this is a job interview or not.

Slant6 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 01:18

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I’m submitting an application tomorrow for a job at a local art supply outlet store.

ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black Guy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 04:14

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Good luck mate!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 06:42

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NOTRICE

PartyPooper2012 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 07:39

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Devil’s advocate: what if it doesn’t go well, are you selling all sorts of crap and selling beer? Then, the next day, will you drive your Celica backwards in a straight line for 1.5 hrs? And get temporary paper plates and you will stop for everyone?

TheRealBicycleBuck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 08:10

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Don’t eat anything that will make you gassy (at either end). Brush your teeth before the interview. Comb your hair. If you don’t wear a beard/mustache, don’t forget to shave. Wear a suit and tie. Know something important about your potential employer. Look them in the eye. Don’t mumble. Don’t chew gum.

Reminders brought to you by the last set of candidates I interviewed....

Most of all, good luck!

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 09:13

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What about Celica Supra?

$kaycog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 09:14

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Good luck! *crosses fingers*

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/05/2016 at 09:20

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NO

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/05/2016 at 09:43

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BUT... BUT... BUT...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 04/05/2016 at 09:52

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THE CELICA NEEDS NO HYPHEN
ONLY ACCEPTABLE APPLICATION OF HYPHEN WAS THE COROLLA-TERCEL